Roliga Recensioner På Amazon – Den Älskade Vargtröjan!

Amazon är en av världens största handelsplatser, vem visste att det även skulle komma att bli ett mecka för humor?

På Amazon.com finns tusentals humoristiska recensioner av olika produkter, oftast av klassiskt patetiska produkter så som vuxen-tshirts med enhörningar på, eller Bic-pennor (vem recenserar en Bic-penna?)

Här är 2 klassiska exempel som blivit internetfenomen.

1. The Wolf T-shirt

Alla har sett de här tröjorna, de säljs på marknader runt om i Sverige och förbluffande nog så verkar det alltid vara män med ölmage och wife beater-linne som säljer dem.

Men nu är det inte försäljarna som är intressanta, utan den här briljanta recensionen!

Dual Function Design
By B. Govern – November 10, 2008

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

 

2. The Bic Pen

En Bic-penna kan vara praktisk att ha, ibland ångrar man ju att man glömt anteckna något. Men den här kvinnan verkar betydligt mer nöjd än de flesta av oss som testat Bics klassiska pennor.

FINALLY!
By Tracy Hamilton – August 24, 2012

Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.

Where has this pen been all my life???

Båda recensionerna har fått långt över 20.000 rekommendationer vilket tyder på att humorn är uppskattad.
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